Belts & Beetles Platter
$8.99
A Denver pop-up printed AI menu images where the meat looked like leather belts crawling with tiny beetles. A nurse posted it, 500 people reshared it in disgust. She ordered the mac and cheese anyway.
Yum,
Slop.
The AI menu coin
Restaurants replaced their food photos with AI images. The internet said “Yum, slop.” So we made the slop a coin, and we built the machine that makes it.
Contract: drops at launch
Before · a real photo
A cheeseburger. Photographed by a human.
The Machine
0:00
Idle · showing an example
Insert food.
Order Nº 0000 · $YUMSLOP
Runs on ChatGPT Images 2.5
After · “actual photo”
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Preview. Real slop is cooking.
Same burger, after the machine. Every card on this site was made this way.
Preview style
Nothing is uploaded anywhere; it all happens in your browser.
The Lore every story 100% real · pictures reenacted by the machine
Loofah Sandwich
$11.99
A San Francisco cafe hung AI food pictures in the window. Reddit titled the thread “Yum, slop” and compared the bread to reptile skin and a loofah. Someone graffitied the storefront. Repainting cost about $700.
Not The Flex You Think It Is
13.1M views
July 11, 2026. One post about restaurants swapping real photos for AI ones lit the whole thing up. Two months later CNN, NBC and the Guardian all ran the story in the same week.
Know Your Meme · CNN · NBC
Butter (Extra)
$0.75
An Oxford psychologist found people like AI food photos until they learn they’re AI. He also found that when you ask AI to make food look more appealing, it adds butter. We are the butter.
Cardboard Pledge
Free
A Wyoming soda fountain wrote “we will never use AI” on a piece of cardboard and got 200,000 likes. The counter-trade. We respect it.
Taste Test which would you order?
Judge a plate. Management thanks you.
Wall of Slop fresh from the kitchen
Special of the Week
Sort
The Originals · picked by the management
Bacon Cheesse Burrger
$8.99
Juicy. Cheesy. Bacon. Comes with a second burger you did not order. Eye not included.
Stacked Pancakkees
$8.99
Fluffy, golden, stacked high. The top pancake is looking at you.
Shrimp Garliic Flatbread
$8.99
Cheesy. Garlicky. Absolutely addictive. Every shrimp is the same shrimp.
Street Taacos
$8.99
Bold flavor. Biggg bite. Two tacos, lots of flavor, one eye.
Deluxe Sushii Plate
$8.99
22 pieces! Fresh, colorful, unforgettable. Made fresh daily by nobody.
Chocolate Dreaam Cake
$8.99
Rich, creamy, unforgettable. Double the dream, half the cake.
Every card on this wall was cooked by the kitchen from a real photo. Drop your own in the machine at the top, ask for it to be hung, and the management decides. Strangers judge the rest in the Taste Test; the top card becomes the Special of the Week.
Side Order the infinite burger
3
patties
Three patties. All the same patty. Zero photographs were taken.
Today’s Special
Shrimp Life-Preserver Platter
$12.99
Each shrimp is a perfect ring. Served with beetles (decorative).
Specials are hallucinated fresh on every click. None of them exist. Neither did the shrimp scampi.
Tokenomics
Nutrition Facts
Serving size 1 bag
Servings per container 1,000,000,000
% of supply
Total supply 1,000,000,000100%
Presale0%
Team allocation0%
Bundled dev buy0%
Transfer tax0%
Trading fee on StonkFun1.25%
Of which creator earns0.5%
Graduates to Raydium at85 SOL
LiquidityLocked
* Not a significant source of utility, roadmap, or promises. Creator fee is paid automatically by the launchpad from its trading fee. Contains no financial advice. May contain an eye.
What The Critics Say
★★★★★
“Delicious! As a large language model I cannot taste, but the burger was described to me as very good.”
Verified diner, 14 fingers★★★★★
“The bread had the texture of a loofah. I was told this was intentional. I was told a lot of things.”
Reddit user, Haight Street★☆☆☆☆
“It can fake a celebrity but it can’t draw a hamburger. I hope it stays that way.”
A nurse in Denver, still ordered the mac and cheeseHow to Order
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom or Solflare, on your phone or as a browser extension. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Real paper, not a photo of paper.
Put some SOL in it
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Only spend what you would spend on a bad lunch.
Open the coin on StonkFun
Use the “Order on StonkFun” button. Check the contract address matches the one shown on this board. Never trust a contract from a reply.
Yum.
You now hold a coin about the worst food photos ever printed. Drop the worst food photo you have on the burger up top and post what comes out.
Yum, Slop is a meme coin with no utility, no roadmap, and no promise of anything. It can go to zero and probably will. Nothing on this board is financial advice. The stories above were reported by national news outlets; we have deliberately not named the small businesses involved, and neither should you. Reviews are hallucinated. The burger is not a photograph. No photographs were harmed.