Yum,
Slop.
The AI menu coin
Restaurants replaced their food photos with AI images. The internet said “Yum, slop.” So we made the slop a coin.
Contract: drops at launch
Three patties. All the same patty. Zero photographs were taken.
The Board pre-launch
Numbers come straight from DEX Screener and refresh every 30 seconds once the contract address is on the board.
The Lore every item 100% real
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Belts & Beetles Platter$8.99
A Denver pop-up printed AI menu images where the meat looked like leather belts crawling with tiny beetles. A nurse posted it, 500 people reshared it in disgust. She ordered the mac and cheese anyway. The Guardian
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Loofah Sandwich$11.99
A San Francisco cafe hung AI food pictures in the window. Reddit titled the thread “Yum, slop” and compared the bread to reptile skin and a loofah. Someone graffitied the storefront. Repainting cost about $700. The Guardian · Patch
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Not The Flex You Think It Is13.1M views
July 11, 2026. One post about restaurants swapping real photos for AI ones lit the whole thing up. Two months later CNN, NBC and the Guardian all ran the story in the same week. Know Your Meme · CNN · NBC
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Butter (Extra)$0.75
An Oxford psychologist found people like AI food photos until they learn they’re AI. He also found that when you ask AI to make food look more appealing, it adds butter. We are the butter. The Guardian
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Cardboard PledgeFree
A Wyoming soda fountain wrote “we will never use AI” on a piece of cardboard and got 200,000 likes. The counter-trade. We respect it. The Guardian
Wall of Slop actual photos
Each shrimp is a perfect ring. Compared, by the reporter who found it, to something out of Lovecraft.
Bananas arranged in a perfect grid. Sprinkles applied by an algorithm that has never held a sprinkle.
Every fry is the same fry. Golden, crispy, identical, and exactly as tall as the other six.
Seen a worse one? Stamp it below and post it. The best of the week gets hung on this wall.
Slop-ify your own photo
Drop any food photo. The machine slops it: plastic sheen, wet highlights, a melted edge, an eye where an eye should not be. Then we add the stamp, the price tag, and the label. You post it. Nothing is uploaded anywhere; it all happens in your browser.
Every click re-hallucinates. The machine never makes the same mistake twice.
Tokenomics
Nutrition Facts
Serving size 1 bag
Servings per container 1,000,000,000
* Not a significant source of utility, roadmap, or promises. Creator fee is paid automatically by the launchpad from its trading fee. Contains no financial advice. May contain an eye.
Today’s Special
Each shrimp is a perfect ring. Served with beetles (decorative).
Specials are hallucinated fresh on every click. None of them exist. Neither did the shrimp scampi.
What The Critics Say
“Delicious! As a large language model I cannot taste, but the burger was described to me as very good.”
Verified diner, 14 fingers“The bread had the texture of a loofah. I was told this was intentional. I was told a lot of things.”
Reddit user, Haight Street“It can fake a celebrity but it can’t draw a hamburger. I hope it stays that way.”
A nurse in Denver, still ordered the mac and cheeseHow to Order
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom or Solflare, on your phone or as a browser extension. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Real paper, not a photo of paper.
Put some SOL in it
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Only spend what you would spend on a bad lunch.
Open the coin on StonkFun
Use the “Order on StonkFun” button. Check the contract address matches the one shown on this board. Never trust a contract from a reply.
Yum.
You now hold a coin about the worst food photos ever printed. Stamp the worst AI menu you’ve seen this week and post it.
Yum, Slop is a meme coin with no utility, no roadmap, and no promise of anything. It can go to zero and probably will. Nothing on this board is financial advice. The stories above were reported by national news outlets; we have deliberately not named the small businesses involved, and neither should you. Reviews are hallucinated. The burger is not a photograph. No photographs were harmed.